plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars
I can’t express enough my love for this.
OMG i couldn’t figure out why Eugene was hiding and then it hit me.
Wait why is he hiding
someone explain it to me
Observation skills my dear bloggers
Hehehehe..Once you see it, you only start giggling
LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRILBY AND FEDORA
THIS IS A TRILBY
THIS IS A FEDORA
TRILBIES are what douchebag bro’s wear………………………. FEDORAS are for TRUE class men……… learn the difference…………i am SO SICK of ppl mixing up the two -_- smh
what episode of lazytown is this
There are three things that the Harry Potter fandom seems to universally agree upon:
1. Umbridge is awful
2. Maggie Smith is a perfect Professor McGonagall
3. Everyone should be at least slightly bothered by DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
4. book ginny is 100 times better than movie ginny
5. where the fuck was peeves
6. Voldemort was fucking useless
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
MY BROTHER TEXTED A RADIO STATION TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT AND THE RADIO STATION ACTUALLY READ IT OUT AND IT WAS “GREAT DAY AT THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL FROM HEYWOOD JABLOMI” AND THEY READ IT ALOUD AND THE ENTIRE RADIO WENT DEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS BECAUSE THEY REALIZED WHAT THEY SAID I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD